This from a close friend:

Hey,

I’m not sure you’re going to understand this, but I’ll try and explain something fairly important, if not to you, then to whomever.  There are 3 essential components to Mary Jane:  THC, CBD, and CBN.  The last two are inactive, but combine with THC in a way nobody understands to change the effect of THC.  At school we were smoking Mary Jane which had THC and CBD – as suggested by the study you sent me, CBD cancels some of the psychosis – like qualities of THC, which is good.  Now people are smoking Mary Jane which is THC and CBN.  According to a study I read pure THC made people ‘drugged, drunk, dizzy & drowsy’ and that adding some CBN increased this effect.  I believe this is again another flawed study since they reported no effects of any compound or combination thereof on emotions and sociability, for example.  There you have it.  The Mary Jane of today is worse than the glorious times we once enjoyed. 

You have my address so you can tell the Nobel Prize committee where to send my prize.

In the spirit of entrepreneurship I propose creating a cottage industry involving the collection of heirloom Marijuana seeds which would provide those so inclined the opportunity of cultivating and donning mellow heads from earlier times.  An archeological expedition in to the hermetically sealed tombs of hippies which unsealed are found still smoky, retaining an ancient haze, reverberating with giggles.  Let us go forth then and search for the seeds of yore, in the stash boxes of Berkeley, the abandoned corn cribs of Wisconsin and dark, cobwebbed corners of Vermont hay lofts so that others might know what it was to truly be kings!